CORT 2015: Sassy!!! Wedding Trends

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Hey Sassies!! Our BFFs at CORT Event Furnishings were nice enough to keep us in the loop while sass is in the air during wedding season!

Looking for some sassy inspiration to help make a wedding the most memorable event of the season? CORT IS HERE TO SAVE THE DAY!!!!

Look no further than the 5 senses! CORT is your resource for special event design tips and wedding trends. HOW SASSY OF THEM !

Click ‘read more’ to learn about CORT’s suggestions for transforming your wedding, gala or event using the 5 senses.


CORT 2015 Design Trends: Sass is in the Air!

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Hey, sassies!! Our BFFs at CORT Event Furnishings were nice enough to tell us the top event furnishings design trends for 2015! Y’all know CORT as our great nation’s top dog in furniture, lighting and accessories – I know them for all of the sassy events they create!!

Mid-century inspired furnishings are HUGE this year! Of course, we’re not just getting into a time machine and pulling furniture directly from the 1950s and 1960s – No, sir! These are classic pieces with iconic silhouettes and a simple, modern aesthetic. What’s old is new again, sassies!! Bring this trend to life by selecting styles from CORT’s Draper collection.

You know what else is happening this year?! Hollywood regency! Once again sassies, we’re bringing vintage classic into 21st century modern with neoclassical pieces that have a vintage flair. If you want to add some flair to your event, combine simple furnishings with theatrical accessories and lavish colored fabrics and textiles. I’m thinking a classic couch in bright pink would be my ideal choice, sassies!! Or you could just call CORT and outfit your event with their Wilshire collection!

And sassies, since we all know it didn’t happen unless you posted it on Instagram, technology is huge at events! What’s the point in wearing a fierce outfit if you run out of battery power and can’t Snapchat it to your pals?? That is #thestruggle for sassies like us! LUCKILY, CORT has FLAWLESSLY incorporated technology into the arms of their furniture. Their new Naples and Roma Powered Seating Collections guarantees you can socialize and stay connected at the same time!

Thanks to CORT for sharing these trends. It sounds like we’ll be seeing some fab events on the horizon for 2015!! And sassies, don’t forget your sunglasses, because the sun never goes down on a great event!

Dose of Sass 11.11

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What’s buzzing this week? Let Steve Kemble, US Weekly Fashion Police Top Cop, entertainment reporter for the CBS Radio Show – Afternoons with Leigh Ann & Courtney Kerr on KVIL 103.7 and America’s Sassiest Lifestyle Guru, fill you in on the news everyone’s going to be talking about:

Angelina Jolie bought hubby Brad Pitt a $250,000 wedding gift. She purchased one of Ernest Hemmingway’s typewriters. It is a 1926 Underwood typewriter that he used to write, or should I say type, “For Whom the Bell Tolls,” which was published in 1940. Angelina bought the typewriter from LA Police Commission President Steve Sobroft, who has an amazing vintage typewriter collection.

Hublot watches, popular with celebs such as Jay-Z, gave Dallas Cowboy’s superstar Dez Bryant a $61,000 watch. Bryant received the watch in London, where the Cowboys played the Jacksonville Jaguars. Called the Big Bang Uncle King Gold, it is made with 18 karats of King gold (a gold mixed with platinum and copper) and encrusted with more than 300 diamonds! Additionally, Dez was made a Hublot spokesperson.

Troubled actor Andy Dick was arrested for stealing a guy’s $1,000 necklace. Andy was riding his bike on Hollywood Boulevard when he spotted the guy with a gold necklace. Andy asked him if he could see the necklace and since the guy says he recognized Andy, he took it off and handed it to him. Andy then proceeded to pedal away on his bicycle. Police went to his apartment in Hollywood, found the necklace, charged him with grand theft and threw Andy in the slammer!

Selena Gomez is moving and has sold her home in LA to Iggy Azalea for 3.45 million. The house has a formal living room, 7 full bathrooms, 2 car garage, pool, sports zone, a fabulous backyard pool pit and I am sure something damaged by Justin Bieber!

Speaking of moving, it is hard to tell if Selena Gomez has really moved on from Justin Bieber. Justin recently posted on Instagram what appears to be his love for Selena saying “Sometimes love isn’t a feeling, but a choice” one hour later Selena posted photos of her and hottie Shiloh Fernandez who stars with her in her new video, “The heart wants what it wants”.  The hot photos are of Selena and Shiloh while filming the video…wonder how the Biebs felt about that. At last word, he had not egged either Selena of Shiloh’s houses!

After denying it all summer Matt Damon has made it official, he will reprise his role as Jason Bourne in the successful Borne franchise. He said all he was waiting on was director Paul Greengrass to say yes and he finally did. Filming is slated for fall 2015, with a film release in 2016.

Taylor Swifts new video for her hit ‘Blank Space’ may be her best and biggest yet…certainly her most evil! The video starts out with Taylor happy with a hot stylish man. She then catches him texting, and she goes nuts destroying his phone, stabbing a picture of him and ripping up his clothes! Then she gives him a poison apple! It goes on and on, you’ve got to check it out!!

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Dose of Sass Oct 28

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The Buzz From Steve Kemble,

What’s buzzing this week? Let Steve Kemble, US Weekly Fashion Police Top Cop, entertainment reporter for the Zazza Mornings Show, KVIL 103.7 and America’s Sassiest Lifestyle Guru, fill you in on the news everyone’s going to be talking about:

Robin Thicke might very well be on the verge of finally getting over Paula Patton. On Saturday night he was seen entering a store in LA called Trashy Lingerie. He was not alone as 4 beautiful women accompanied him. Robin proceeded to buy them all Greek bras and skirts, dropping $2,800 on the items for his harem of hotties!

Jon and Kate Goselin reunited over the weekend in Pennsylvania. It was no love connection hook-up, just a garage sale! Kate was hosting a garage sale at her home, so when Jon found out about it, he dashed over and grabbed all the stuff off the tables that belonged to him. He gave Kate no money for any it! However Kate was not doing to make money. She was raising money for the Animal Rescue League. That Jon is a real piece of work!

My sources are telling me that Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin have called it quits! Not sure if they “consciously uncoupled” as Chris did with wife Gwyneth Paltrow or if they just flat out said, “we’re donezo!” They started dating back in August and tried to keep it secret, but then she somewhat publicly attended Chris’ concert in Las Vegas last month.

Neil Patrick Harris is having a fabulous year – a Tony, announced as the Oscar Host and now NBC has confirmed he will host 10 episodes of a variety show. Based on the British series “Saturday Night Takeaway,” the show will feature comedy sketches, hidden-camera pranks, and celebrity appearances

Halle Berry is the latest celebrity to jump in the lingerie business. We have reported that Britney Spears launched a new line and Heidi Klum has a line coming out early next year. I guess they have all heard much Robin Thicke is spending on ladies lingerie. Halle Berry’s new line entitled Scandale Paris launched yesterday, exclusively at Target stores across America and it is flying off the shelves.

Two by Two for AIDS and Arts is one of the must attend Dallas events for the social set. This year’s benefit, held at the home of Dallas art collector’s and social swirls Cindy and Howard Rachofsky, where the profits are split 50/50 with the Dallas Museum of Art and The American Foundation for AIDS research. They raised a record breaking 7 million dollars with one painting by Wade Guyton alone, selling for 2.7 million dollars.

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Dose of Sass Oct. 23

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The Buzz From Steve Kemble,

What’s buzzing this week? Let Steve Kemble, US Weekly Fashion Police Top Cop, entertainment reporter for the Zazza Mornings Show, KVIL 103.7 and America’s Sassiest Lifestyle Guru, fill you in on the news everyone’s going to be talking about:

Lena Dunham recently revealed what her biggest fear is, which sounds odd coming from a woman who has no problem at all barring her naked body. So what she could she be afraid of? The answer is driving! Lena said she has really bad anxiety behind the wheel and considers herself a road risk even after 6 months of driving lessons as she failed her drivers test! She said not everyone should be a mother and not everyone should drive! Lena commented that if anyone ever sees her driving, they should immediately stop her!

Jessica Alba’s The Honest Company is set to make $150 million profit this year, 3 times the revue in 2013, and she might sell it! Well, Gwyneth Paltrow will probably have a few choice words. She has slammed some of The Honest Company products on her Goop site, saying they are unsafe and just not good. The Honest Company is most known for non-toxic nappies featuring appealing prints and other natural products such as bath, body, and house cleaning supplies.  When Gwyneth’s not so kind review came out, Jessica said, “Gwyneth Paltrow probably lives a very similar lifestyle to me, but I didn’t grow up in a bunch of money so my tips and products are more grounded!” Ouch! I say Jessica wins alone on husbands – love that Cash Warren! And who could forget Jessica at the 2013 Golden Globes with that gorgeous tangerine Oscar de la Renta gown!

Michael Sam’s dream of being the first openly gay player to start a regular season NFL game ended yesterday. The rookie defensive end was cut from the Dallas Cowboys’ practice squad. He was signed to the Cowboys after failing to make the St Louis Rams 53-man roster. He thanked the Jones family and the entire Dallas Cowboys organization for the opportunity and vowed to continue to fight for an opportunity to prove he can play every Sunday!

A little morning sickness is not going to keep the world’s most gorgeous duchess down! Kate Middleton stepped out looking amazing in a pastel blue gown by British designer Jenny Packham. The gown featured a mid-length underskirt to show off a little leg and the crepe-draped bodice skimmed beautifully across her tiny baby bump. She is so fabulous!

Here’s a fabulous Lindsay Lohan OOPS! Lindsay sent out a tweet to her 8.5 million followers supporting a particular candidate running for presidency in Brazil. What Lindsay did not know, or maybe she did, was that the candidate owns a helicopter company that was seized by federal police for carrying 4.5 tons of cocaine!

It looks like J.Lo is heading to Vegas! She is in final negotiations to perform at Planet Hollywood, current home to the Britney Spears show. Britney’s show would continue along with Jenny from the Block’s. My sources are telling me she will make $26 million for two years. Britney pulls in close to $30 million with her two-year contract. That’s big money for both, but no one touches Celine who gets $33 million PER YEAR for her Vegas show at Caesars Palace.

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Glitz and Glam

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In today’s world it seems as though there is a large emphasis on having the biggest celebration. With phrases such as “go big or go home” and mega celebrity weddings, who wouldn’t fall into the trap of the perceived social norm? A recently Wall Street Journal article explored some of the negative impacts a lavish wedding could have. Andrew Francis and Hugo Mialon of Emory University stated, “we find evidence that marriage duration is inversely associated with spending on the engagement ring and wedding ceremony.” The two conducted a study on wedding budgets and marriage track records by analyzing more than 3,000 U.S. adults. Their findings led to the conclusion that women “whose weddings had cost more than $20,000 (in 2014 dollars) ended up getting divorced 60% more often than those whose weddings were cheaper. And men who spent between $2,000 and $4,000 on their engagement ring got divorced 30% more often than those who spent between $500 and $2,000.”

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This is just one study and there are many factors to consider. From the type of person planning the large wedding to the one who picked out the giant ring, personalities and values could also affect the length of a marriage. Either way, “mega-weddings are becoming more common. Last year, says The Knot, one wedding in 10 cost between $50,000 and $100,000. That number has jumped sharply in recent years.”

Regardless of how big or small your wedding is, creating memories is most important. So don’t let a little problem throw you off. With a Mojuba Emergency Kit, you can be armed for almost any problem that could arise. With a small sewing kit, deodorant, stain remover, shoe shine, and much more, remember the happy moments from your big day.

Dose of Sass Oct. 21

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The Buzz From Steve Kemble,

What’s buzzing this week? Let Steve Kemble, US Weekly Fashion Police Top Cop, entertainment reporter for the Zazza Mornings Show, KVIL 103.7 and America’s Sassiest Lifestyle Guru, fill you in on the news everyone’s going to be talking about:

The world is mourning the loss of legendary fashion designer Oscar de la Renta, who died last evening at the age of 82 after a long battle with cancer. He was first diagnosed in 2006. Oscar rose to fame designing for First Lady Jackie Kennedy and went on to design for some of the world’s biggest celebrities including most recently, Mrs. George Clooney, Amal Alamuddin. “Dallasite” and former First Lady Laura Bush issued a statement last night praising the designer. He designed the outfits for the second inauguration of her husband George W. Bush as well as designing their daughter Jenna’s wedding dress. She thanked him for always making women feel beautiful. Most recently Laura Bush hosted an exhibit by Oscar de la Renta at the Bush Presidential Library, called ‘Five Decades of Style’. RIP Oscar de la Renta.

Let’s call this “Presidents Are Just Like Us.” President Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama went out for a date night dinner in New York at posh Manhattan restaurant Estela. When the waitress politely came over to the table, she told the Commander In Chief that his credit card had been denied. The President told the waitress he really was paying the bills! Turns out the card had not been used much, so the credit card company assumed it was fraud. Luckily the First Lady had her card, so she paid the bill!

The investors of Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas have come out and praised Britney Spears as they claim she singlehandedly helped fill its 2,520 rooms along with boosting the profits to nearly $100 million dollars, up about $20 million since she started! Wall Street gaming experts claim the pop princess has revitalized the property and helped turn the one-time dismal financial center into a real profit center. Britney’s first contract was due to end next year, but has already been extended two more years.

Dancing with the Stars hottie and Mirror Ball Champion Derek Hough has come forth telling stories of how he was bullied as a youth growing up in Utah. He opened up stating, “I was punched in the face, pretty aggressively in the stomach, tied up in trees and left in fields.” While giving words of encouragement to other youth who have been bullied, Derek said he learned at an early age that the people committing the vicious acts are doing things for their own personal reasons. It’s not necessarily because of the person you are and for that, he has chosen to forgive them.

In an interview yesterday, Kris Jenner would not say yes or no as to whether Bruce Jenner was “transitioning his gender.” She said their split has become very public recently, but they have not lived together for two years, so she does not know. Kris stated that people have said this about Bruce since 1976 and that was not her experience with him. Additionally, she was asked if it was true that Bruce is now dating one of her best friends and former assistant. The two were spotted at the Elton John concert in LA. Kris once again said did not know if this is true and claimed to be so busy with her own life she does not have time to think about Bruce’s personal life.

Monica Lewinsky joined Twitter yesterday! You can find her at @MonicaLewinsky. Yesterday, she spoke to the Forbes 30 Under 30 Summit and told the audience, ”I fell in love with my boss, in a 22 year old sorta way, and my boss was the President.” Monica is now 41 and claiming that she was the first case of “Patient Zero” cyber bullying. Her reputation was destroyed worldwide via the Internet. Monica stated her current goal is to help victims of cyber bullying and the shame game.

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Did you say FREE?

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You heard it correctly, Mojuba has FREE shipping on a bride or groom emergency kit! Don’t let a loose thread or a small stain get in the way on your big day.

Make Your Furry Friends A Part of Your Wedding

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Your wedding day should be filled with joy, love, and support from all your family and friends. So why should that stop at people? Your pets can too serve as an integral part of your wedding, just like anyone else. They spend countless hours taking over your bed or nagging you to play with them, but at the end of they day we all know our pets are special to us. On your big day, why not have your furry friend play a special role? An article created by Buzzfeed features various ways to “include your pet in your wedding.” From ring bearers to cake toppers, there is some role your adorable cat, sweet dog, fuzzy bunny, or talkative bird can fulfill at the wedding.

Martha Stewart published guidelines to help you should you choose to include your pet. Remember they are animals so you need to “be prepared to be flexible on the wedding day.” There are other tips to consider when planning for your pet. Check out the article for more details.

Don’t let the unexpected keep you from enjoying your wedding day. With an Mojuba Emergency Kit, almost all your problems will be solved. What if “your dog is the ring bearer and the groom’s tux is covered in dog hair?” The kit comes stocked with a lint brush to keep everyone looking fresh for the ceremony. The kit also contains other potential necessities such as Advil, tissues, and a sewing kit.

A Groom’s Go-To

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While everyone is busy running around making sure the bride’s hair is in the right place and her dress is in perfect condition, who’s checking in on the groom? The lucky man waiting for his bride tries to remain as calm and composed as ever throughout the day. Stay cool as a cucumber with the help of a Mojuba Groom Wedding Emergency Kit.

This sleek, black bag is stocked with those last minute essentials that can solve almost any problem. A shaving kit for quick fixes, a lint brush and shoe shine wipes to keep your look clean, a deck of cards for a fun distraction, mouth wash so you’re ready for the big kiss, and much more. Don’t sweat the little things and be prepared on your big day with a Mojuba kit!